A personal blog with fandoms and other stuff in between. more in About Me.
I like when lizards do the :V face but smaller
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
wtf is with America.. get me out..
americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here
the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.
I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.
you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud
imagine if night vale were a show and everytime something weird or fucked up was mentioned carlos would just look at the camera like the office
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work
i love it
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
- Tahereh Mafi (via observando)
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”